One jokes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldnโt find his slave?
Donโt worry, Iโll rope him in.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.