One jokes
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.