One jokes
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?