One jokes
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Memes
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.