One jokes
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Memes
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.