One jokes

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?

A meter stick.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!