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German

    • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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    • Blonde

    • A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

    So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"

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    • Grape

    • *bowl of dark grapes*

    Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

    Friend 2: Black? Good one.

    Friend 1: 21 at a time.

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    Hitler

    • You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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    • Bike

    • When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

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    • Autism

    • The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

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    • Kid

    • I'd like to have kids one day.

    I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

    Name

    • One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

    Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

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    • Butter

    • Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."

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