One jokes
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
experiment
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.