One jokes

Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.