Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"