Martinus jokes

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.