Martinus jokes

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.