A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude walks into a bar with a giraffe, right? They throw back a couple of cold ones, and then the giraffe face-plants. Bartender's all like, "You can't just ditch your pal!" And the dude's like, "Relax, it ain't a lion, it's a giraffe." Get it? Lion... Lying... it's a pun, dingus! Bet you didn't even know giraffes are the tallest mammals on Earth. Probably thought they were just long-necked horses or something.
NotAnAussie
written badly, should be something like "Stop! You can't leave that lyin' on the floor!"