One jokes
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
That do be me though
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.