One jokes

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Sorry but, no one asked.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)