One jokes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Memes
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"