One jokes
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Sorry but, no one asked.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.