One jokes
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
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Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......