One jokes
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.