One jokes

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.