One jokes

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.