One jokes
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Memes
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"