One jokes
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."