Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
