Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Outcome Jokes
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Memes
It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Your future.
