One jokes

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.