Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
One Jokes
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. š¤£
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. šš
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Bro, Iām so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
