Success or Failure?

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the dummy who can't tell the difference between trying and succeeding. Here's the deal: if you TRY to fail but end up succeeding, then congrats, genius, you succeeded. It's like trying to build a birdhouse and accidentally building a mansion. You still built something, didn't ya? You're probably the kind of person who thinks "irregardless" is a real word. You're a mess.