Bday jokes

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?

Chocolate arm.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.