Bday jokes

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

I love birthdays 🍰

When you're born on 4/20/69...

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽‍♂️

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?

Chocolate arm.