What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer"
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
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A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
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a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
