Who Killed Goliath?

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.

The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher is all worked up about who offed Goliath, right? But the headmaster is more worried about whether the kid is even in the class! It's like they care more about attendance than solving the mystery. You see, the headmaster doesn't give a damn about Goliath, so he's thinking about education budget and the reputation of his school. So, the teacher fainted because he realizes that headmaster cares more about money than education. BTW, I bet you think that fainted is a shade of paint.

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