Sick Day Excuse

  • I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Davo calls his boss, right? Says he's too sick to come to work. Classic move, but here's the kicker: when the boss asks how sick he is, Davo says he's in bed with his sister! Get it? He's not really sick; he's just up to no good with his sibling. You wouldn't get it, because you are probably an only child with no friends.

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