Ocean jokes
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Icebergie is a randy.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.