Ocean jokes
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.