Ocean jokes
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Tides right?
Memes
What does suck a sucking fish?
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!