What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Ocean Jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Tides right?
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Icebergie is a randy.
