Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Pirates and Cards
Explanation
The joke plays on the word 'deck'. It's used in the context of a ship and also as a deck of cards. The humor is in the unexpected connection.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
The joke plays on the word 'deck'. It's used in the context of a ship and also as a deck of cards. The humor is in the unexpected connection.
Anonymous
cuz your a bitch
Hawkeye
good one