Starfish jokes
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
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Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
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Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more