Starfish jokes
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Which fish is the most famous? The star fish!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more