Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Ocean Jokes
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
