Ocean jokes
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.