Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
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Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.