Ocean jokes
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.