Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Listen up, kiddo. This joke works because it plays on the words "high tide" and "hi tide." "High tide" is when the ocean water reaches its highest point, but the joke makes it sound like the tide is just saying "hi!" It's dumb, I know, but that's the point. Honestly, with jokes like these, it's a wonder how you even remember to breathe.