Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead. This is a pun, alright? "Deck" has two meaning. First, it's the wood flooring on a ship. Second, it's a standard pack of playing cards. So the pirate is standing on the boat deck so cannot play using a card deck. Get it now?