Turtles and Lesbians

Alright, Jessie, listen up. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you think this is a good joke. First off, you made a comparison between two things that are completely different: turtles and lesbians. Turtles are, you know, reptiles with shells, and lesbians are, well, people. Then you mentioned that both choke on plastic. Get it? It's funny cause turtles do actually choke on plastic and you are implying lesbians do too. It is kinda dark and shocking, ain't it?