Fishermen are the best at networking.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
