You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Occupation Jokes
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
