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Oops

Ignore the dumbass watermark

The image shows three panels. The first one shows Mr. Incredible smiling, with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Teacher" above him. The second panel shows Mr. Incredible in a darker tone and more serious expression with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Surgeon" above him. The third panel shows Mr. Incredible in a completely black tone, with just his eyes, nose, mouth and ear visible, and the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Nuclear Physicist" above him.

Father

Image with the text "Lana Rhoades' son looking for who his father is", along with a screenshot of a search result page with many pages.

Meme

The image displays a template of an 'Official Meme Stealing License', which has the heading 'Official Meme Stealing License' at the top. It contains several fields such as 'Name', 'Gender', 'Joined', 'Occupation', 'Level', and 'Membership Type', similar to an official document. The license also includes a 'Valid Thru' section.

Cat

A black cat wearing a tie is held up by two hands. The text says: "sir put me down. I am the manager."

Carpenter

A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."

Job

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Hitman

Stonk Boi: I’m a hitman

A Stonk Boi character with a cat body, wearing a white karate uniform, holds two guns. The text “KARITAE” is on top of Stonk Boi.

Lawyer

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License

got my liscence

A license with the text 'Official Meme Stealing License'. It has a photo of a cat with a mustache. The license lists the name as 'Adolf kitler', gender as male, joined date as 12/10/24, occupation as prisoner, level 6, and membership type as standard. It is valid until 10/26/26.

Bartender

Spongebob meme showing an ice cream truck labeled "Bartender" above Spongebob lying on the sand labeled "Bart".

Meme stealing license

Many have asked and I have provided

A blank identification card template with the header "Official Meme Stealing License". On the left, there is a square box for a photo. To the right of the photo box are fields for "Name:", "Gender:", "Joined:", "Occupation:", and "Level:". At the bottom left, it says "Valid Thru:". On the bottom right, it says "Membership Type:".

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Suicide Bomber

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

Receptionist

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

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