Occupation jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
got my liscence
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.