Occupation jokes
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Your dad must be a mailman.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!