Occupation jokes
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Your dad must be a mailman.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
I lick poo for a living... You?
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.