I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
