Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Occupation Jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
