Occupation

Occupation jokes

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.