What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
Am I a guard or a guava?
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
