what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
