Tin Can jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Memes
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."