Tin Can jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.