Tin Can jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?