Tin Can jokes

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"