Tin Can jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Memes
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"