Tin Can jokes

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...