Trampoline Versus Baby

This is a dark joke that plays on the shocking comparison between a trampoline and a baby. The punchline suggests the speaker treats a baby in a manner similar to a trampoline, which is disturbing and unexpected.

• Trampoline
• Difference
• Baby
• Funny
• Child
• Jump

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• What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby? I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
• What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
• What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby? When you drop them both, everyone screams.