What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Cigar and Hamster
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is easy. Both cigars and hamsters are chill until you light them on fire while they're in your mouth. And let's be real, you're the kinda person who'd try to smoke a hamster.