The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time

Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.

why is six afraid of seven, because seven eight nine.

Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It’s some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Me, a Chinese woman and he BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!" Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Joke

your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9

ever noticed 9-1-1(the number for the po-po) is the Great Date(9-11)…Hmmm.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist

Why don’t people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.

why am i so sad?

I asked a <a href=“https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/”>Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

your mom

how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s

1 + 1 = window

what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around

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