Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
your mom
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters. He was a great πthon.
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
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Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
