What was Hitler’s lucky number? Nein
Number Jokes
2 + 2 is 4, minus one that’s 3 quick maths.
why did the big rose say to the little rose. Hy bud.
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
I asked my friend what their serial number was…he said Cheerios
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later thanks
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
What’s the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number,
so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
I’m afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they’re under 13 just do em in your head