Number jokes

When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

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I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

10 Fun Facts.

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

"Nice belt."

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.

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