Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Read this slow : i 1 2 4 Q
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Q:What comes before 47?
A: AK
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
