Depression

Greengrass

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that’s rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child… Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there’s nothing hidden inside me, I’m empty “smug face”.

Lie

JB

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds

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Fat

Anonymous

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

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People

Anonymous

It’s statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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People

@chronic.communism

According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

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Country

Anonymous

EU Delegate: “Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?”

Ambassador: tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros “You didn’t see any statistics.”

Fat

Anonymous

Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Fat

Anonymous

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I’m sayin??? -Filthy Frank

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