Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
97 percent of women.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
