Blackjack Comparison

Alright, listen up, CaptainMuffin9, you genius. You see, you think you're clever using a card game to describe your dating life, but you're not. You think that a number game, like 21, is similar to finding someone attractive but it is not. You claim that you are bad at it because you get to 14, when 21 is the goal, and you don't know when to stop. It's not that deep. You are just bad at dating. The humor comes from the way you imply you always fall short, which is kinda sad, but also hilarious because it's you.