Number jokes
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Memes
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What comes after 69?
Period.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
9/11, 911, same thing.