Number

Number Jokes

The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.

I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.

Best pick up line EVER.

there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

"Explain"

Sus 1: I don't vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct