Number jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.