I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Number Jokes
What comes after 69?
Period.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
9/11, 911, same thing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
