Number jokes
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What comes after 69?
Period.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.