Number jokes
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
9/11, 911, same thing.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.