Arithmetic jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
A possessed boi or math?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
(6x9)+6+9=69