Arithmetic jokes
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Was 9 + 10?
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣