How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Arithmetic Jokes
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.