Sailor's Percentage

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained landlubber. You, yes you, think that percentages are just numbers and that pi is just something you eat. But here's the thing: 'pirate' sounds like 'pi-rate' which is a play on the word 'pirate.' And 3.14 is the beginning of the number of pi. Get it? Don't worry, I'll explain it again next time.