What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
your mom
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
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2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
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You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
