Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said âHey can i get your numberâ He said yea itâs â911â. And drove of
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
Whatâs the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Pick a number syckkkkkkk thatâs the wrong number
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
What is the highest number?
420
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said â40â
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
Why donât asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 eleven
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
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