Number jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.