Number jokes
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Six one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.