Number jokes
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Six one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.