Number jokes

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.

Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What comes after 69?

Period.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

Why is 10 afraid?

Because he next to 9 and 11.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.