Number jokes
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......