Number

Number jokes

Cop

The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

Seven

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

Mexican

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

Name

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Memes

Sequence

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

Sex

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Baby

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

    There’s twenty of them.

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  • twenty-one year old

    What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

    That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

    Friend

    Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

    What would you rate this woman?

    A 7.

    Why?

    Because 7 ate 9!

    Sex

    What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

    There are twenty of them.

    Pussy

    If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

    Jack

    What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

    Jacks and 5.

    Nun

    Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

    Child

    How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

    More than ten, apparently.

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