Number Jokes

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10

Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9 eleven

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When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”

what did the kid say to the toilet?

did you order a number two because i got one ready for you

I asked my friend what their serial number was....he said Cheerios

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

why am i so sad?

The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"