Number jokes
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Six one.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.