Number jokes
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!