Number jokes
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.