Number jokes
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Doin (DYM 49).
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!